I’m a person who doesn’t take themselves all too seriously. I like to laugh as laughter cures all the blues and it’s healthy. I’m told I’m sexy but I don’t see myself that way – it must be a naturally occurring phenomenon that I’m oblivious to. I also don’t consider myself beautiful but I do think I’m more pretty than beautiful. I’ve always wondered with age if I will one day become classically beautiful?

I fucking love it! It is my life. I have a passion for making people happy and content in body, mind and spirit. Everyone deserves to have a little fun and enjoy a connection with another human being from time to time.

Experience. I’ve worked for many years in the adult industry and am an active member of the Melbourne BDSM/kink community. Other Sex Workers can’t learn what I know as it’s all lived experiences. My skills are not transferable to others, I cannot teach them or share them with other sex workers – they are uniquely mine, they are honed to perfection for you and they are very good for you!

I like SMS because it’s straight forward and an easy back and forth exchange. Talking on the phone is not always discreet for me especially if I’m running errands like at the bank or supermarket.

Absolute discretion is exercised with all your personal information. I’m old school where I still believe the foundation of the sex industry is based and dependent on discretion, trust and honesty. I don’t keep your phone number unless you ask me to. And even if you’ve said I can keep your number – I don’t contact you if I’m having a quiet day to ask you to come see me. Cold calling is not my style. I only contact you under the circumstances you have said I can, such as to notify you of tours. The security of the information you have allowed me to keep is assured. I have a Samsung S8 with a passcode on the lock screen and the phone never leaves my house except on tour. I am prepared to wipe the phone remotely should it ever be stolen or lost.

Yes, it’s really me! I regularly update my photos – especially the selfies as I believe in transparency in advertising. You should be able to see who you are booking and have no doubts about my appearance. Always check my selfies!

No, I can’t do that for reasons such as sexual health and pregnancy.

Abso-fucking-lutely. Every 3 months as stated in health guidelines for optimum sexual health care. Even though I’m not legally obligated to but I do so because I respect myself and I respect you. Every sexually active person should have sexual health checks regularly. If you’re seeing escorts – every 3 months is recommended for as a client too.

Ocasionally I will run a new client discount but these are not to be expected as my rates are reasonable for the service I provide.

Check that you are healthy especially in winter. No colds or flus etc. No coldsores!! This is a big one because I do not carry the coldsore virus and I don’t want to catch it. Being freshly showered is nice but showering is preferred upon my arrival – especially for Girlfriend Experience and I can always join you too. Manscaping the bush if it hasn’t been done in a while would be awesome. Either a freshly shaved face to stop beard rash on my face and elsewhere would be greatly appreciated or a neatly trimmed beard, I adore facial hair.

I don’t need to send you private photos to your phone due to the fact that I only advertise on the internet and all ads where my phone number is – there are always current photos. I have a selfie gallery I upload photos to regularly aswell. You are always welcome to follow me on Twitter as I post selfies on there very regularly: https://twitter.com/KaylaMayEscort I also offer a virtual experience which entails things such as my private snapchat, skype calls, webcam chats, personalised videos and photos etc... for more information have a look at my virtual experience page here

Do you work 24/7? No? Neither do I. It’s not physically possible for me to do so.

Not as yet – I am currently cash only. Banks no longer allow people who register their business as sex workers a merchant account. If you need to pay by credit card, the best option is to buy me gift cards or vouchers. I have a list of ones I prefer that can be bought online or in store at Coles or Woolworths.

The short polite answer is no.